Post by Matthew Wolfe on Jan 25, 2012 14:45:27 GMT -5
matthew. oren . wolfe
that's right, his name's matthew oren wolfe, not he'd ever let you call him that. no, you're better off calling him mattie or mat if you value your life. anyways, he's been breathing fumes for seventeen years and wearing hufflepuff colors for a few of those years. girls, you're in luck, because this dude is single. he's probably the guy you see at night so girls go get him.
all . your . fault
! i'd conjure up the thought of being gone inseperable
! but i'd probably even do that wrong attached at the hip
! i try to think about which way partners in crime
! would i be able to and would i be afraid practically family
! cause oh i'm bleeding out inside oh iconfidant
! don't even mind (yeah) it's all your fault best friend
! you called me beautiful you turned me close friend
! out and now i can't turn back i hold my good friend
! because you were perfect but i'm running just friends
! out of air and it's not fair i'm trying to childhood friend
! figure out what else to say (what else friend of a friend
! could i say?) to make you turn around just met
! and come back this way (would you just acquintances
! come back this way?) i feel like we could name basis
! be really awesome together so make up never spoken
! your mind cause it's now or never (oh) future friend
! it's all your fault you called me beautiful listening friend
! you turned me out and now i can't turn roommate
! back i hold my breath because you were party buddy
! perfect but i'm running out of air and it's classmate
! not fair i would never pull the trigger but mentor
! i've cried wolf a thousand times i wish quidditch buddy
! could feel as bad as i do i have lost on and off
! my mind it's all your fault you called frenemies
! me beautiful you turned me out enemies turned friends
ave . mary . a
! motorcycle's in the parking lot die in hell
! revving their engines and it just hate your guts
! won't stop matches the noise screaming mutual hatred
! in my head houston i think we got a one sided hatred
! problem where does everybody go when intense dislike
! they go they go so fast i don't think they mutual dislike
! know we hate too fast and we love too one sided dislike
! slow london i think we got a problem backstabber
! and when i think about it i just can't man stealer
! think about it i try to drink about it i annoyance
! keep spinning ave mary as where did antagonist
! you go where did you go how did you tolerance
! know to get out of a world gone friends turned enemies
! mad help me let go of the choas around me rivalry
! the devil that hounds me i need you to friendly rivalry
! tell me child be still child be still broken quidditch rivals
! hearts all around the spot i can't help opposing houses
! thinking that we lost the plot annoying tag along
! suicide bomber and a student shot tokyo ignorance
! i think we got a problem but for that they envy
! gotta pay if that don't kill you than the indifference
! side effects will if we don't kill each other intimidating
! than the side effects will cape town i love hate
! think we got a problem ave mary a avoidance
the . crystal . ball
! drinking wine and thinking bliss is final
! on the other side of this i just need a future
! compass and a willing accomplice all my current
! doubts that fill my head are skidding up past good terms
! and down again up and down and round past bad terms
! again, up and down and round again oh past still chemistry
! i've had my chances and i've taken them mutual crush
! all just to end up right back here on the one sided crush
! floor to end up right back here on the former crush
! floor pennies in a well a million dollars physical attraction
! in the fountain of a hotel fortune teller on and off
! that says maybe you will go to hell but sexual tension
! i'm not scared at all of the cracks in the innocent flirting
! crystal, the cracks in the crystal ball friends with benefits
! sometimes you think everything is enemies with benefits
! wrapped inside a diamond ring love just one night stand
! needs a witness and a little forgiveness fleeting glances
! and a halo of patience and a less forbidden love
! sporadic pace and i'm learning to be secret love
! brave in my beautiful mistakes pennies obssessed with
! in a well a million dollars in the fountain stalking
! of a hotel fortune teller that says maybe lusting after
! you will go but i'm not scared at all of the true love
a . bad . influence
! alright sir sure i'll have another one it's immediate family
! early three olives shake it up i like it dirty distant family
! tequila for my friend it makes her flirty dueling buddy
! trust me i'm the instigator of underwear cuddle buddy
! showing up here and there uh oh oh no slytherin
! i'm always on a mission from the get go gryffindor
! so what if it's only one o'clock in the hufflepuff
! afternoon it's never too soon to send out ravenclaw
! all the invitations to the last night of your photography buddy
! your life lordy lordy lordy i can't help it i photo 'model'
! like to party it's genetic it's electrifying detention buddy
! wind me up and watch me go where she school buddy
! stops nobody knows a good excuse to advice buddy
! be a bad influence on you alright ma'am respect for
! calm down i know your son said he was mixed feelings
! at my house he was the captain of the secret friend
! football team but i turned him out he protective over
! wasn't the first and he won't be last so emotional support
! tone it down this happens all the time i'm admiration
! the story they tell the alibi they wanna bad influence
! go home i ask them why it's daylight not good influence
! night they might need a break from all family friend
! the real life (get a life) it gets to be other specify
this . good . sober
okay, so, this plot was made by kaysey's got style of a thousand fireflies, so if you steal she will come after you with those spiky things ninjas use and some angry panda bears. yeah. lyrics are all by pink (or p!nk, whatever) from her funhouse album (songs, in order, are: it's all your fault, ave mary a, crystal ball, bad influence) and titles are from said songs (credits title: sober). colors are, as always, from the color blender. so, as you can see, there's lots of options. which means you need to be creative, and if you say anywhere you get bopped on the head and you go nowhere. no one liner histories, quote for colors, use the form. and get your own avatars - it is NOT my job to hunt them down for you. also, i have a life, too, so don't harass me to reply or to roleplay or update this plot. just don't.