Paragon of Improbability

[Jeremiah Stitch]

NOTE: This is meant to be a thread purely to track character relationships. To plot with me, please see here. Only people who reply to this thread will be added to it - that's not to be mean, just for me to cut down on my own work! <3

* Jeremiah KAIDEN STITCH !
HE'S AN SIXTEEN YEAR OLD RAVENCLAW AND A SIXTH YEAR.


* HEY, JUDE !

[/color] HEY JUDE, DON'T MAKE IT BAD TAKE A SAD SONG !
* BEST FRIENDS AND MAKE IT BETTER REMEMBER TO LET HER INTO !
* PARTNER IN CRIME YOUR HEART THEN YOU CAN START TO MAKE IT !
* CONFIDANT BETTER HEY JUDE, DON'T BE AFRAID YOU WERE MADE TO !
* CHILDHOOD OUT AND GET HER THE MINUTE YOU LET HER UNDER !
* GOOD FRIENDS YOUR SKIN THEN YOU BEGIN TO MAKE IT BETTER AND !
* JUST FRIENDS ANYTIME YOU FEEL THE PAIN, HEY JUDE, REFRAIN DON'T !
* ON + OFF FRIENDS CARRY THE WORLD UPON YOUR SHOULDERS FOR WELL !
* ENEMIES TURNED YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A FOOL WHO PLAYS IT COOL BY !
* BY ASSOCIATION MAKING HIS WORLD A LITTLE COLDER HEY JUDE, DON'T !
* ACQUINTANCES LET ME DOWN YOU HAVE FOUND HER, NOW GO AND GET ![/font][/size][/ul]

* [color=DC143C]LIKE FAMILY[/color] HEY JUDE, DON'T MAKE IT BAD TAKE A SAD SONG !
* [color=DF294E]BEST FRIENDS[/color] AND MAKE IT BETTER REMEMBER TO LET HER INTO !
* [color=E23F5F]PARTNER IN CRIME[/color] YOUR HEART THEN YOU CAN START TO MAKE IT !
* [color=E65471]CONFIDANT[/color] BETTER HEY JUDE, DON'T BE AFRAID YOU WERE MADE TO !
* [color=E96983]CHILDHOOD[/color] OUT AND GET HER THE MINUTE YOU LET HER UNDER !
* [color=EC7F95]GOOD FRIENDS[/color] YOUR SKIN THEN YOU BEGIN TO MAKE IT BETTER AND !
* [color=EF94A6]JUST FRIENDS[/color] ANYTIME YOU FEEL THE PAIN, HEY JUDE, REFRAIN DON'T !
* [color=F2AAB8]ON + OFF FRIENDS[/color] CARRY THE WORLD UPON YOUR SHOULDERS FOR WELL !
* [color=F5BFCA]ENEMIES TURNED[/color] YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A FOOL WHO PLAYS IT COOL BY !
* [color=F9D4DC]BY ASSOCIATION[/color] MAKING HIS WORLD A LITTLE COLDER HEY JUDE, DON'T !
* [color=FCEAED]ACQUINTANCES[/color] LET ME DOWN YOU HAVE FOUND HER, NOW GO AND GET !

* COME TOGETHER !

[/color] HERE COME OLD FLATTOP, HE COME GROOVING UP SLOWLY !
* DISLIKE HE GOT JOO-JOO EYEBALL, HE ONE HOLY ROLLER HE GOT HAIR !
* FRENEMIES DOWN TO HIS KNEE GOT TO BE A JOKER HE JUST DO WHAT !
* ANNOYANCE HE PLEASE HE WEAR NO SHOESHINE, HE GOT TOE-JAM !
* INDIFFERENCE FOOTBALL HE GOT MONKEY FINGER, HE SHOOT COCA-COLA !
* RIVALS HE SAYS "I KNOW YOU, YOU KNOW ME" ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU !
* ON + OFF ENEMIES IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW !
* BY ASSOCIATION OVER ME HE BAG PRODUCTION, HE GOT WALRUS !
* FRIENDS TURNED GUMBOAT HE GOT ONO SIDEBOARD, HE ONE SPINAL !
* CHILDHOOD CRACKER HE GOT FEET DOWN BELOW HIS KNEE HOLD YOU IN !
* ANTAGONIST HIS ARMCHAIR YOU CAN FEEL HIS DISEASE COME TOGETHER ![/font][/size][/ul]

* [color=3CB371]PURE HATRED[/color] HERE COME OLD FLATTOP, HE COME GROOVING UP SLOWLY !
* [color=4EBA7E]DISLIKE[/color] HE GOT JOO-JOO EYEBALL, HE ONE HOLY ROLLER HE GOT HAIR !
* [color=5FC18B]FRENEMIES[/color] DOWN TO HIS KNEE GOT TO BE A JOKER HE JUST DO WHAT !
* [color=71C898]ANNOYANCE[/color] HE PLEASE HE WEAR NO SHOESHINE, HE GOT TOE-JAM !
* [color=83CFA5]INDIFFERENCE[/color] FOOTBALL HE GOT MONKEY FINGER, HE SHOOT COCA-COLA !
* [color=95D6B2]RIVALS[/color] HE SAYS "I KNOW YOU, YOU KNOW ME" ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU !
* [color=A6DCBE]ON + OFF ENEMIES[/color] IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW !
* [color=B8E3CB]BY ASSOCIATION[/color] OVER ME HE BAG PRODUCTION, HE GOT WALRUS !
* [color=CAEAD8]FRIENDS TURNED[/color] GUMBOAT HE GOT ONO SIDEBOARD, HE ONE SPINAL !
* [color=DCF1E5]CHILDHOOD[/color] CRACKER HE GOT FEET DOWN BELOW HIS KNEE HOLD YOU IN !
* [color=EDF8F2]ANTAGONIST[/color] HIS ARMCHAIR YOU CAN FEEL HIS DISEASE COME TOGETHER !

* LET IT BE !

[/color] WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN TIMES OF TROUBLE MOTHER MARY COMES !
* FINAL TO ME SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE AND IN MY !
* IN LOVE HOUR OF DARKNESS SHE IS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF !
* PAST ME SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE LET IT BE, LET IT BE !
* PHYSICAL ATTRACTION LET IT BE, LET IT BE WHISPER WORDS OF WISDOM !
* FLIRTATION LET IT BE AND WHEN THE BROKEN HEARTED PEOPLE !
* FLING LIVING IN THE WORLD AGREE THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER, LET IT !
* FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS BE FOR THOUGH THEY MAY BE PARTED THERE !
* ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS IS STILL A CHANCE THAT THEY WILL SEE !
* CUDDLE BUDDY THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER, LET IT BE LET IT BE ![/font][/size][/ul]

* [color=4169E1]CURRENT[/color] WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN TIMES OF TROUBLE MOTHER MARY COMES !
* [color=5277E4]FINAL[/color] TO ME SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE AND IN MY !
* [color=6484E6]IN LOVE[/color] HOUR OF DARKNESS SHE IS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF !
* [color=7592E9]PAST[/color] ME SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BE LET IT BE, LET IT BE !
* [color=86A0EC]PHYSICAL ATTRACTION[/color] LET IT BE, LET IT BE WHISPER WORDS OF WISDOM !
* [color=97ADEF]FLIRTATION[/color] LET IT BE AND WHEN THE BROKEN HEARTED PEOPLE !
* [color=A9BBF1]FLING[/color] LIVING IN THE WORLD AGREE THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER, LET IT !
* [color=BAC8F4]FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS[/color] BE FOR THOUGH THEY MAY BE PARTED THERE !
* [color=CBD6F7]ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS[/color] IS STILL A CHANCE THAT THEY WILL SEE !
* [color=DCE4FA]CUDDLE BUDDY[/color] THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER, LET IT BE LET IT BE !

* HELTER SKELTER !

[/color] WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM I GO BACK TO THE TOP OF THE !
* HOUSEMATE SLIDE WHERE I STOP AND I TURN AND I GO FOR A RIDE !
* RESPECT TILL I GET TO THE BOTTOM AND I SEE YOU AGAIN DO YOU !
* ADMIRATION DON'T YOU WANT ME TO LOVE YOU I'M COMING DOWN !
* INSPIRATION FAST BUT I'M MILES ABOVE YOU TELL ME TELL ME !
* GOOD INFLUENCE TELL ME COME ON TELL ME THE ANSWER WELL !
* BAD INFLUENCE YOU MAY BE A LOVER BUT YOU AIN'T NO DANCER !
* TEAMMATE NOW HELTER SKELTER HELTER SKELTER HELTER SKELTER !
* EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WILL YOU, WON'T YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU I'M !
* PRANK BUDDY COMING DOWN FAST BUT DON'T LET ME BREAK YOU !
* OTHER TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME THE ANSWER YOU MAY BE A ![/font][/size][/ul]

* [color=FFD700]FAMILY[/color] WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM I GO BACK TO THE TOP OF THE !
* [color=FFDB17]HOUSEMATE[/color] SLIDE WHERE I STOP AND I TURN AND I GO FOR A RIDE !
* [color=FFDE2E]RESPECT[/color] TILL I GET TO THE BOTTOM AND I SEE YOU AGAIN DO YOU !
* [color=FFE246]ADMIRATION[/color] DON'T YOU WANT ME TO LOVE YOU I'M COMING DOWN !
* [color=FFE65D]INSPIRATION[/color] FAST BUT I'M MILES ABOVE YOU TELL ME TELL ME !
* [color=FFE974]GOOD INFLUENCE[/color] TELL ME COME ON TELL ME THE ANSWER WELL !
* [color=FFED8B]BAD INFLUENCE[/color] YOU MAY BE A LOVER BUT YOU AIN'T NO DANCER !
* [color=FFF0A2]TEAMMATE[/color] NOW HELTER SKELTER HELTER SKELTER HELTER SKELTER !
* [color=FFF4B9]EMOTIONAL SUPPORT[/color] WILL YOU, WON'T YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU I'M !
* [color=FFF8D1]PRANK BUDDY[/color] COMING DOWN FAST BUT DON'T LET ME BREAK YOU !
* [color=FFFBE8]OTHER[/color] TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME THE ANSWER YOU MAY BE A !

* THANKS TO KAYSEY !
LYRICS BY THE BEATLES. DON'T STEAL.